I BELIEVE

solid tooth whistle

PRETTY DAMN GOOD AT
table
tennis

bombay sapphire martinis
w/ a twist
(no vermouth)

WILL save you
tons of money on your
show's mic budget

I WILL defeat you in “The Office” trivia. Challenge me if you feel like getting embarrassed.

INTERESTS

TALENTS

zelda oot purist

DISC GOLF ENTHUSIAST

RANCH DRESSING king

HUMAN LABRADOR

SEMI SEMI  PRO POKER PLAYER

BILLy PORTER SUPERFAN

SOME NAMES I ANSWER TO